Essays

If They Were All One Part, Where Would the Body Be? Or, I am a Foot

Sometimes I am sad because I am not a great evangelist or because I am not a great theologian or orator. I would love to write great literary works that entertain while making the reader contemplate the transcendentals but alas, what I write is more literary fiasco. I...

A Day of Inconvenience to Keep Us From Taking Convenience for Granted

A water main broke on our block one pretty Sunday afternoon.  I remember it was a lovely day because I was enjoying a walk and, just before the last turn onto my street, I saw the water gushing out of the curb and pouring down the street.  ‘That...

A Gargoyle Gecko Gothic Cathedral and the Discovery of a Dawn of a New Industrial Revolution

              After our Gargoyle Gecko, Mabel, joined the family, it became a top priority to make her tank as Gothic as possible.  Afterall, you can’t have a breed of gecko named for the...

The Homeschool Discernment: With and Without the Rainbows and Sunshine

                  A friend was trying to discern whether or not to start homeschooling her children and she asked for my thoughts on my experiences as a...
Don’t Look at Me, Little Baby!

Don’t Look at Me, Little Baby!

When my baby looks at me with a look of absolute love and adoration it can, at times, make me a little uncomfortable.   I say to her, “Now calm down there little baby.  You haven’t really gotten to know me. I am far from perfect and have many, many, many faults.” She...

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This Year, It’s Going to Be a Good Advent

This Year, It’s Going to Be a Good Advent

Advent never goes as planned for us.  Never. Not a single Advent. Not a one since we’ve started celebrating Advent. That doesn’t stop me from planning again each year.  Maybe there’s something about Christmas Carols, Christmas decor everywhere and the air almost...

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A Second Grade Interpretation

A Second Grade Interpretation

One of #3's assignments last week was to illustrate the poem he'd memorized called 'The Owl and the Pussycat'. It was a love story that started with a courtship in a little pea-green boat and ended in marriage. It appears #3 got something entirely different out of...

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I Asked for This

I Asked for This

Following the birth of my most recent baby, I wouldn’t stop bleeding.  Anxious medical personnel weighed Chux pads and injected me with various medicines to stop the hemorrhaging, but to no avail.  The blood kept flowing. The doctor found some placental pieces left...

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The Way of Perfection via Postpartum Motherhood

The Way of Perfection via Postpartum Motherhood

While pregnant, I started a book by Saint Theresa of Avila on contemplative prayer called The Way of Perfection.  It was a book I’d bought years ago but hadn’t finished because I’ve had oatmeal-brain for the better part of a decade.  It is a little known fact that it...

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Probably How Not to Query a Literary Agent

Probably How Not to Query a Literary Agent

I wrote a book last summer.  I experienced the very rare phenomenon of having all of the stars perfectly align in my life so that I could sit and type out a book.  In my case, I was sitting and scooching around on the floor to keep babies out of trouble while I typed...

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Top 10 Reasons Why I am a Blogging Horror Show

Top 10 Reasons Why I am a Blogging Horror Show

When I was young, I dreamed of going into the newspaper business, becoming an ace reporter and eventually, after years of hard work, winding up with my own nationally syndicated humor column.  I wanted to be the Erma Bombeck and Dave Barry of my generation. And...

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Giving Up Complaining, an Experiment

Giving Up Complaining, an Experiment

  I like to listen to Dr. Ray Guarendi’s radio show in the morning when I’m making breakfast and doing dishes.  One such morning, he talked about complaining and how most people do entirely too much of it. He suggested we try doing less of it. I reflected on...

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The Couch I Loved and a Small death to Self

The Couch I Loved and a Small death to Self

Sometimes a major spiritual battle in your life is over a couch. Years ago, after finding ourselves drowning in debt, we went on the Dave Ramsey plan.  About a year into the Dave Ramsey plan, our couch died a miserable death. What had once been a presentable,...

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